Tips & Tricks

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
A dolf ball hid me in der moud
and I can't dalk proper!

What did one flea say to another flea?
Should we walk or take the cat?

Why are adults boring?
'Cos they're groan ups!

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Dinosnores!

What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!

What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one?!

Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?
No, I look in a towel!

Why was the Egytian girl worried?
Because her daddy was a mummy!

It's time for your violin lesson.
Oh, Fiddle!